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Yarn-aholic

There are different kinds of  people out there. There are the knitters, non-knitters, knitter and crocheters, loom knitters, and non-crocheters. The kind of people I am going to talk about today are the different kinds of yarn people out there.

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There are the Yarn Elite, Yarn Fanatic, Yarn Specific, Yarn Thrifters and the Just Give Me SomeYarn folks.

You know the Yarn Elite. They shop at the little specialty shops in your area called Ewe Need It, The Knit Shoppe, Happy Needles (not to be confused with people on the corner selling drugs) and the Hooker’s Happy Nook (also not to be confused with other people on the corner.) Yarn from these shops often comes in it’s own little plastic or paper sack. It will have the name printed on the outside and a business card on the inside. IF the Yarn Elite has been a card carrying member for very long then they SPIN their own yarn and buy fleece and roving, which is a completely different ball game.

The Yarn Fanatic, often confused with and can be seen leaving the same shops as the Yarn Elite. There is a huge difference between the two. While the Yarn Elite shops the specialty shop the Yarn Fanatic shops the specialty shops and online. Their mail carrier can tell you that they are in fact a Yarn Fanatic.  They receive regular installments of large plastic shipping bags or boxes of yarn from completely different continents. They are known to even deconstruct sweaters to be able to use the yarn in a different project.

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The Yarn Specific knitter or crocheter only works with a specific brand of yarn. They may in fact only work with Elite yarns or Yarn Fanatic yarns, or super big skeins from the neighborhood department store, or just simply a particular fiber such as wool. People that are Yarn Specific can tell you exactly why their yarn is SO much better than other yarns. In fact they might also be a Yarn Elitist or Yarn Fanatic.

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Yarn Thrifters are also a great group of knitters to get to know. IF you ever need to make a granny square scrap blanket, or the sock yarn  blanket http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sock-yarn-blanket, they are the people to know. They will have saved every single piece of yarn from every project they have ever made. They will in fact have saved every piece of yarn too short to save and have it squirreled away in case of the world wide yarn shortage. They will also buy every ball of yarn they ever come across that is on sale, in a yard or garage sale, or in a thrift shop. They may hate the color but they have it ….just in case and it is after all a really good value.

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You must not confuse the Yarn Thrifter with the Just Give me Some Yarn people. The Just Give Me Some Yarn will shop anywhere at any time. The prime difference being that they will actually finish their projects and actually be needing some more. They often start scrap yarn projects in an effort to use up their current stash. They often run out of yarn five inches or 10 squares from being completed, and they will not have enough yarn to finish the scrap project. So they will often HAVE to BUY more. You can find them roaming their house in search of yarn, “Just give me some Yarn!” they say. They may in fact post about needing specific yarns on the internet. They will spend their time scouring the internet for that particular yarn on E-bay, Amazon, Etsy and Ravelry.

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There you go the four different types of yarn a holics! Which am I most certainly the last one and probably also Yarn Specific at this point in time. I have also been the Yarn Thrifter. I would love to be the Yarn Elitist but due to budget constraints will probably never make it there for very long. Which are you?

Talk to you later,

Karen